A derogatory term for man who behaves like a dick so big it would, if real, touch the floor and sweep it clean as he walked along.
“John is a real floor sweeper.....” implies that someone named John is behaving like a very large dick.
by Urban Worrior May 08, 2014
by WORMOxSQUIRMO November 10, 2020
The girl who keeps the whole floor awake at night with her screams and moans while having sex. Being the Floor Screamer doesn't automatically make you the Floor Whore though.
by iTzJSw4g September 14, 2011
You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.
by Putzppoomer November 18, 2016
1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.
2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.
2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.
1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.
2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.
2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.
by soopafukka April 28, 2009
Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018
The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.
by TacoInUrHat July 05, 2011