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patty cake

The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.
Hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
Well I think we're going to see and movie and then we're gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
OR
Tim: What are Jimmy's parents doing after the party?
Jason:They're probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
Jimmy: What? That's disgusting you asshole.
by Grant Gonzalez September 21, 2005
mugGet the patty cakemug.

Jim Patty

A very sexy burger, with perfectly placed toppings.
You can go eat crap while my Jim patty goes in my gut.
by The Shrexy Beast January 2, 2015
mugGet the Jim Pattymug.

Corn patty

When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.
"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"

"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"
by 13AquaOrbit May 18, 2019
mugGet the Corn pattymug.

French patty

Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl
I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time
by A French tickler May 8, 2018
mugGet the French pattymug.

Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.
"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013
mugGet the Cooked Pattiesmug.

Buttered Patties

When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.
Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!
by Chadwick Rockefeller May 4, 2021
mugGet the Buttered Pattiesmug.

whale patty

Man you trying to go to the club and catch us some whale patty?!
by Funnyladyinok November 14, 2013
mugGet the whale pattymug.

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