having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over

Shit man that just hurricaned my ass

by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017

laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.

Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD

by Blkmater September 10, 2017

Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.

When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

by Swagonmyace November 13, 2017

Herbs in my ass

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass

Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!

by Hijackpoop24 July 01, 2020