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buzzing my ass

Hey man, I've spent the whole day buzzing my ass, I can't believe how busy I am.
by S3nd41 December 12, 2020
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having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
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puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
by Shabidoo June 20, 2019
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hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over
by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017
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Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
by mcflykitty August 8, 2018
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flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
by Poakley December 11, 2019
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Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.
When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!
by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022
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