black betty

a AC-130 spectre gunship.There armed with 20 MM cannon,40MM bofers cannon,
and a 105MM howitzer.There painted in Black radar reflective paint.Hence the
name "Black Betty"
In 1981 CIA agents Joe and Bradley are in a shell hole on the Cambodian border.The PAVN (Peoples Army of Vietnam) attack.Joe gets on the radio and says "Help Black Betty" "OK,mark your position with a Infa red Strobe" "OK".
"Hey Bradley do you like having sex with big black girls?" "What's that got to with our current situation?" "Black Bettys going to bust a nut get your ass down and start munchin mud" "Black Betty shows up and the 6000 round a minute M61A1 20 mm cannon puts I round into each square foot of a football field sized area. Joe says "I should of stayed in the Marine Corps it was safer there."
by Joedecop September 20, 2014
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bangkok betty

A female asian who looks a likely sort. More than likely shoots objects from her cunt and is more than likely to be 40+
That bangkok betty sure loves a good ramming
by Chesty LaRue May 21, 2003
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ugly betty

ugly betty is betty suareza first generation hispanic in new York City. She manages a clash of cultures in a situation comedy adapted from the telenova "betty la fea" with executive producer Salma Hayek which reached audiences in more than 80 million households avross the globe.
The most unattractive star of ABC this year is Ugly Betty who reveals her education and desire without taking off her clothes.
by mike gee paperboy September 23, 2006
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Betty

A super awsome person who is really a dounut inside. A betty is way too obsessed with one thing or another and has a very small butt. Bettys commonly are weird and some can shout the word penis very loud! If you ever encounter one, immediately shout “BEEP”! The betty will know what you are saying and will grunt and move along. You are safe now.
Bob:Oh my gosh! I just saw a betty in that corner!
Elizabeth: run for you life!!
by #olderlady September 26, 2018
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headboard betty

Scenario: A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
http://www.headboardbetty.com Headboard betty.
by Kurt Ahrens August 14, 2007
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brown betty

American synonym for "Apple Crisp" or "Apple Cobbler". Can use other types of fruit (i.e. Georgia peaches) Reputedly enjoyed by Ronald and Nancy Reagan, served from the White House kitchen.
"Nancy, could you order us some dessert with tonight's dinner please."
"Sure Ron, I could use some American comfort food - how about some brown betty?"
"Yes Nan; have them serve my brown betty with vanilla ice cream, thanks"
by marshmallow75 March 14, 2014
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Knockout Betty

a term used to describe a girl that's real marriage material that you wanna love
"that girl is a sure-fire knockout betty"

"I met a woman last night that is a total knockout betty"
by Laserdonkey February 14, 2021
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