Vomit Omelette

When your eating a girl out, and she has her period, and the blood get's in your mouth, and then you throw it up back into her vagina.

Dude, i totally gave her a vomit omelette!

by CrayBaines January 21, 2009

omlette

The balls peeking out of a bad penis tuck in the world of men dressing in drag

''Girl you better tuck right, you're giving them straight access to the omlette, ya balls are peekin out''

by Liyahxx April 26, 2017

alabama omelette

Sex move where the male moves his tongue in a circular motion around the female's vagina without actually sticking his tongue inside. Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Man: Hey baby you wanna do the alabama hot pocket?
Woman: No let's try the Alabama Omelette instead

by realest tho. October 3, 2016

Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 14, 2016

Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese

He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette

by Dr James November 21, 2013

Oulette

Oulettes are typically medium to large birds, usually grey or white, often with black markings on the head or wings. They typically have harsh wailing or squawking calls, stout, longish bills, and webbed feet. Oulette species range in size from the Little Oulette at 120 g (4.2 oz) and 29 cm (11.5 inches), to the Great Black-backed Oulette, at 1.75 kg (3.8 lbs) and 76 cm (30 inches).

Look at those Oulettes eating food at mcdonalds parking lot!
Don't feed the Oulettes at the Duck Pond
Those Oulettes.. They never shut up!

by workerboy September 24, 2011

egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.

"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"

by mcsilverue October 8, 2013