Skip to main content

Obsessive Phone Disorder 

AKA OPD

To constantly have one's phone in hand. Whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used.

OPD is most typically seen with excessive iPhone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time.
He suffers from a serious case of Obsessive Phone Disorder. I can only remember one time when he didn't have his phone in his hand.
Obsessive Phone Disorder mug front
Get the Obsessive Phone Disorder mug.
See more merch

Obsessive relationship disorder

1. a disorder commonly seen in girls with boyfriends

2. a disorder commonly seen in women (although it does appear in men) where someone constantly texts their partner when they are not together and gives their partner no free time.

3. a disorder where the individual forces their partner to see them from 6:00am through midnight.

4. a disorder where the affected individual's partner never sees any of his friends
basically every Facebook page that has to do with relationships. Many blond girls have it. She comes over every day and one day you want to go play basketball with your friends and she starts crying. That would be Obsessive relationship disorder

Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder 

A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.
At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.

fobsession 

an obsession with Fall Out Boy.

see fobr
those FOBR boardies are fobsessed. It's a fobsession.
fobsession by pete's p33n October 18, 2006

obsessive compulsive green day dissorder

also known as OCGDD,
people who are obsessed with green day, who cant go one day without visiting GDA (greendayauthority.com), and are sick of people who think american idiot is the only green day cd ever made.
when inflicted with this awesome disease, you know all there is to know about green day and sweet children, from every song lyric, to having every poster,to getting angry with others that only listen to them because they think billie is hot, and dont know the meanings behind any song.
Me: im a proud carrier of OCGDD
YOu: omgzzz whats that?
Me: obsessive compulsive green day dissorder
you: omg i love Greenday! i went to the doctor yesterday...and they looked in my ears and diagnosed me with that!
Me: ?? wtf?

Robsession 

The name of a disease which occurs due to exposure to excess levels of Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson. Symptoms include writing "Mrs Pattinson" repeatedly on surfaces, referring to Robert as R Pattz, a fetish for vampires and hatred of Bella Swan.
Around 90% of the female population are suffering from Robsession. Don't be next. Try to stay away from gossip magazines/Twilight as much as possible.
Robsession by pikachulover<333 December 17, 2009

Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.
My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen