Oakland Octopus 

Thought to become popular in Oakland, CA in the early 70's, the Oakland Octopus is when a man ejaculates inside an anus (producing a jelly baby) and the mass gels inside the rectum. This generally requires about 8-12 hours to congeal and actually forms a "skin" around the feces. When expelled from the sphincter, the fecal matter usually resembles an octopus, complete with tentacles.

OKAY ROOMMATES, LISTEN UP! Everyone is to flush the toilet after taking a dump, NO EXCEPTIONS! Nathan left an Oakland Octopus in the toilet so large that the Discovery channel sent a crew to photograph it!

Oakland Octopus by Notnathan August 24, 2010

Bloody Octopus

When a guy does not want to sleep with a girl because it is known that she is on her period

Bill: Man, why don't you sleep with Gayle tonight? she looks hot as hell dude.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.

Bloody Octopus by Marylicious2014 September 24, 2011

Rhode Island Octopus 

The act of physically pleasuring 8 beings at once while on a boat. Two with your toes, two on each hand, one on your dick, and one on your face.

Instead of a gift for my 12th birthday, my family took me out on our boat in Newport and gave me a Rhode Island Octopus.

Rhode Island Octopus by DaddyOrange September 25, 2017

Angry Octopus

When you stick your dick, arms, and legs in to a girls pussy.

"I totally gave that chick and angry octopus, and now shes all strechted out."

Angry Octopus by irenee February 18, 2008

the octopus 

a bong with 4 rods and 4 drop pipes many quite large in size. made for relaxing and chilling with three mates

tom: yo dog you wan come smoke with the octopus

henry: yeah man ill bring to more people

the octopus by wasteman1066 February 11, 2009

🐙 Octopus 

Gay emoticon mainly used on dating app such as Grindr as a shortcut for "hanging out with a bunch of gay friends".
Does not imply orgy or sex.

What are u doing right now?
🐙 Octopus at a bar. Wanna join ?

Yeah! Be there in 5

🐙 Octopus by FIUMICIOLI August 15, 2020

bummed the octopus 

When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.

Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.

bummed the octopus by finbarD June 30, 2008