Nutjob

To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"

"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"

by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015

nutz-o & skitzo

The dopest hip hop duo in the game. Nutz-O (aka Last Mango aka Helicopter) is the lead emcee, an articulate, thought-provoking lyricist. Skitzo (aka Slingshot aka Balla Boy aka Mark) is the writer/producer. Rumor of a third member named Klepto has caused quite a stir though sources close to N&S report his/her identity will be kept in absolutely secrecy.

The duo started with "The X Tables" before blowing up with "The Xtina Tables", a diss to a neighborhood prostitute. Their next track, "That Bitch a Hoe", is already gaining a buzz in the streets despite a delay in its release.

Guy: "Tilt ya head back I'm about to cummmmm!"
Girl: "What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Guy: "It's from that new Nutz-o & Skitzo!"
Girl: "Ohhh! You wanna come in for some coffee?"

by Go... March 27, 2008

Nutcore

Music created by performers as a way of exploring and expressing their mental illnesses.

"I wanna be sedated" by OCD sufferer Joey Ramone is the seminal nutcore song of all time.

by seanfishster July 31, 2011

Nuthorn

A douchebag who is often a fuckboy, confused, often is unfaithful, and cheats on multiple girls at once. Usually infuriates others to the point of physical confrontation and lives like a cocroach

Skylar: Omg tyler is such a nuthorn he's been cheating on me with the entire flute section

Jessy: Thats it he is so afwul im gonna go and fight him

by Tysexual March 24, 2017

nutnog

the accumulation of nut (cum, semen, jizz, etc.) in one’s naval cavity.

Dude! That’s one large nutnog!

by getnutnogged May 11, 2018

nutcorn

When a guy will insert his dick into the bottom of a popcorn bag/container via a hole, and his lady friend will reach for the popcorn and give him a hand job.

So basically I got a nutcorn from Emma last night at the movies...

by mr. Wachi October 7, 2018

Nutofast

Best meme page on Instagram, private and doesn’t post ads⁉️ Shit, ain’t no other meme page out there like Nutofast. Nutofast will forsure have 1m by the end of the year, it grows fast and the meme page owner is also a billionaire who gives away thousands of dollars a week to his followers.

Joey: ALL THESE PRIVATE MEME PAGES ARE TRASH AND SPAM ADS
KARLOS: na bro @Nutofast on Instagram post the best memes and spends hours just finding them for the bois. Give him a follow G.
Joey: fuck it lets c Wasup.

by $lime February 27, 2021