itchy nutsack syndrome

when your balls itchy ass hell to the point that ur getting down syndrome

man1: my balls itchy af
man2:oh no
man3: RUN HE GOT ITCHY NUTSACK SYNDROME
man1: WAIT I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME NOW??

by mexicanfoxnigga February 18, 2021

Aggressive nutsack sniffing

The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.

Aggressive nutsack sniffing is my favorite activity to do on your grandma.

by [e-mail] September 13, 2023

nutasscold

When it is so cold that your nuts recede into your ass.

I knew it was nutasscold when I couldn't find my testicles.

I knew it was nutasscold when my tongue froze to the telephone pole.

by T & J December 14, 2006

nuisancery

(verb) The act of being a nuisance.

Person1: sorry msn's being a spazz
Person2: msn does that sometimes, it's almost sentient in its nuisancery.

by Hef.AU August 9, 2007

nutbandit

Anyone who enjoys licking nuts.

Jenna Jameson is a super nutbandit.

by dirkdiggler186 January 11, 2008

nutbath

the act of bathing your sweaty testicles in a mountain stream while in the wilderness and a shower or other form of bathing is impossible

When Ben finished fly-fishing in the Third Meadow, he hiked back to camp and took a nutbath in the creek.

by GrangerBenji August 13, 2010

Nutfacial

the act of taking one's nuts and slapping and/or rubbing them against the face of the recipient or recipients

Hey Matt! Did you see the nutfacial that Alabama fan gave that LSU fan at Krystals?! That shit was wack!

by xroger6769 February 3, 2012