No Nut November

No Nut November starts on November 1st and ends on November 30th
In No Nut November all men are challenged to not 'nut' for the the entire month of November
If a man was to fail bad things would happen to him
I survived No Nut November so I'm gonna beat the meat all December
You failed No Nut November bad things will happen
by Bub144246 December 8, 2022
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No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
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No Nut November

Girl: baby u wanna smash
Boy: nah b it’s no nut November
by Samuel Ernesto C November 3, 2020
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No Nut November

A challenge where one must not achieve an orgasm (nutting) the entire month of November. The rules are simple

1. from 12:00 AM on November 1st to 11:59 PM on November 30th, you may not nut. Whether it be from masturbation or sex does not matter. Once you nut, you are disqualified.
2. Only one wet dream is allowed, and is the only exception to the no nutting rule
3. Free nut coupons do not exist and anyone who uses one is disqualified
4. You are allowed to watch porn and participate in edging, just as long as you do not orgasm.

Those who succeed are allowed to participate in destroy dick december or ddd
If you’re reading about no nut november you probably already failed. Wash your hands.
by kitloin November 2, 2021
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No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.
Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!
by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022
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No Nut November

No Nut November (a challenge that had started in November 2011) is the worst time for anyman and woman to experience during November. Within the challenge, you have to go throughout the whole month without ejaculating or else you fail and are declared a "loser" to everyone ever.
Bob: Man No Nut November sucks.
Joe: Yeah man, good thing I let it out yesterday!
Bob:...Joe, November started two days ago, you fucking loser.
by hibuds November 6, 2023
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No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.
Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.
by Lenis November 1, 2020
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