Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

numpsy tump

A hillock, small heap, switch-back hill, old slag heap or industrial working.
A phrase which seems to have originated in the north of England and Scotland. Probably derived from tump, a barrow or Neolothic burial ground and numpsy meaning 'low life'
Generally, used in the plural, numpsy tumps.

Plenty of numpsy tumps where I go mountain biking.
The wretched moles have been busy again. Numpsy tumps everywhere.
I love the Scottish lochs and numpsy tumps.
Motoring at its best: the numpsy tumps of the Yorkshire wolds.

by Henley December 30, 2008

Numptitous

Numptitous - He got a severe case of numptitous when he started work

He caught numptitous when he arrived and henceforth we he was known as a Numpty

by Timmay62 October 15, 2015

Numptide

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide

Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"

by bifs101 October 28, 2016

Numptious

Something so good and sooooo amazing that you just gotta nom nom nommmmm

Man that salad berry was numptious to the MAX!

by Tupac Reborn September 16, 2021

Numptyhubba

1. A person who is significantly lacking in intelligence.

2. A person who is clearly "different" to surrounding organisms.

"Why did Steve score so low on the test?" "Nothing new, he's a numptyhubba."

by Wiiwierdo November 21, 2011

Numphy

The feeling you get when you're comfy and snuggled up while wrapped in a blanket or a loved one's arms, can be in bed or anywhere else equally as comfortable.

E.g I'm feeling quite numphs in bed and I don't think I'll leave it today.

I had to get to work but I was too numphy to get out of bed, so I called in sick.

by LDBT July 23, 2015