by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
by Sam Moj November 30, 2021
The small, triangular air space located at the junction of a woman's thighs and pelvis. Speed gap is typically exhibited by voluptuous women and is not to be confused with the gap exhibited by slender or emaciated women.
Yo dawg, did you see Brad's mom's speed gap? I want to give that milf some atm action!
Yeah dawg, that slut's built for comfort. Somebody better be tappin' that ass.
Yeah dawg, that slut's built for comfort. Somebody better be tappin' that ass.
by RandyAndy21 February 25, 2011
The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more
by Piersontheraven January 07, 2017
When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.
by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016
Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 05, 2015
The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.
Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.
Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.
by MJVcuse June 07, 2007