Penis

A male body part used to urinate pleasure other body's and release cum

Marcus : Hey dude why are we in a prison?
Dale : Oh I need to visit my dad it's his birthday!
Marcus: I need to pee!
Dale : Me Too!
Marcus : Damn dude why is you Penis so red?
Dale : Oh last night Chelsea came over and rubbed her silky panties all over my Penis Ahhhh! Then I shoved my Penis in her mouth and she sucked it so hard while I ran my hands through her dirty blonde hair Ahhhh! finally I came all over her cute little face! Ahhhhh!
Marcus : Nice Dude! WHAT THE HELL!
Chad : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Steve : Oh Chad I love when you suck on my Penis Ahhhhh! Now bend over!
Chad : Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Now Pee On Me!
Steve : Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Hey there guys want me to stick my Penis in your ass too? (Wink)
Marcus : OH GOD LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Dale : YEAH SCREW DAD!
Marcus : Gee I hope that prisoner don't stick his Penis in your dad's ass!
Dale : Dude Shut The Fuck Up!

by SlopNChop June 11, 2019

Penis

The ultimate weapon of every man. Unfortunately it doesn't take lives, it gives them.

Last night was marvelous! I tore her apart with my penis, she had an orgasm like hell! But now she's pregnant...

by MoppyGBZ July 07, 2011

Penis

The sexual reproductive organ of males.

:| Dumbass. You know what a penis is.

by Mr. Mc Awesome Pants July 15, 2008

peni

multiple weenies

I love peni

by austin November 14, 2003

Penis

A big thing that i have between my legs and makes a lot of cockpet

My penis is so big !!!

by Adrien Coriandre June 22, 2009

penis

the best part of a boy's body used for sexual enjoyment next to his feet.

I would like to play with Justin Berfield's penis, by rubbing it, licking it, sucking it, tasting it, feeling it against my body.

by munizbarefoot March 18, 2004

penis

1. Proof that evolution occured.

The penis baffles me. Why would a town planner combine the most commonly used waste disposal system with the pleasure centre? I renounce all religion!

by Van_Tango November 08, 2007