Nolan Simmons

Big rarted dumb nut who has collateral brain damage due to falling off of a skateboard.

Nolan Simmons is so dumb

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

Nolan Smith

From Orange Ct, future cross country fenom. Also, the crustiest nigga around

Nolan Smith??? That nigga crusty lmao

by dominicvinci March 13, 2019

nolans penis

The smallest little shrimp you ever come across

Karen:What the fuck is that little fucking Nolans penis lookin ass thing, looks like an armadillo

by Iloveyoujonathon August 09, 2015

Nolan Bushnell

God .

God .

by askjntpw June 30, 2004

jack nolan

Fuck boy

Jack Nolan tunes a lot of girls so he is a fuck boy

by lollipops3452 May 06, 2016

A Joe Nolan

A non serious relationship with a number of girls who are so much younger than you.

"Shouldnt of got on her last night, i did a Joe Nolan"

by Weakbossman January 10, 2017

Greasy Nolan

An obese mammal that receives its sustenance only by consuming large amounts of raw hotdogs dipped in whole fat mayo. It smells like a a dirty sock.

I spotted a greasy nolan in the woods

by 91010 April 21, 2021