As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.
by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023

by Beast.yeast November 23, 2017

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.
She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

It has to be the YELLEN holler of the GOVERNMENT hearing that echo that CRYPTOCURRENCY BRACKET has just passed the FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER TWENTY times over and is forecast to be greater than ONE G00G0L within less than negative six PEDOPHILE YEARS as TRUMP JR. IS RIGHT as OPERATION PR260 someone is out there MANDATORY PISS DRINKING and giving SKITTLES to some PEDOPHILE ADD on FECESBOOK plus as an ENVOY ESPIONAGE TO PUTIN PROVER and not only that BIDEN is forming now THE THINK BINDER and an all out BOYCOTT on PUT OPTIONS IS IN big time so don't throw any CHRISt SHORT PITCHES BROKERS whoever wants to sit on this BROWN MARMORATED STINK BUG as the SHE SUN GOD NOT is PALE ALT back for a drink at STANFORD MOTEL as a PARADOX in MEN LOW PARK and that be DR DYLAN ANAL O'CONNOR ALAN those PEDOPHILES as warning stay out of SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY as it takes too long to get there as can they come together in HEAT AT SHE RA TON as DR too smart too waste in STEEL BARS as MICHAEL BOLTON knows this.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

by Sniltman June 25, 2016

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
