Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006

speed fatigue

When you exit the highway and accidentally go 15 over the speed limit on a two lane road because you're used to going highway speeds

I got pulled over last night for doing 55 in a 35. That speed fatigue will get you every time.

by DanTangelo March 20, 2021

Weed Speed

When your on the highway going 20 mph and your so high you think your going 80 mph.

Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.

B Willy:stop smoking that bong water

by Squints 2.0 March 13, 2011

speed of science

When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.

We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?

by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 12, 2022

speed tears

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009

speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.

Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!

by domesticus July 17, 2010