Perv Node

A place where perverts meet or come together.
The college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.
by GallagherDaMan420 February 15, 2012
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math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way
''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''
by aesthetic ☻ February 05, 2018
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scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.
Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
by Birch bark weaver March 16, 2018
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Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 05, 2019
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Perv-Peeping

The act of sneakily observing others doing things in the nude, such as bathing or skinny-dipping, & without their knowledge.
Sandy got caught perv-peeping Robbie, through a hole in the wall, as he was taking a shower.
by <3 JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE <3 January 15, 2018
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Silly perv

Someone that is pervy but also a bit of a twat thus the wonderful name silly perv. Just used as a jokey name or insult for your friends
“Ah Will you are a silly perv!”
“Hey I’m not”
“That’s what a silly perv would say”
by Chlo0805 October 31, 2020
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dirty perve

A (or the) Dirty perve is the worst of the worst: The dirt worst in many ways.

A Dirty perve will comment on the look of young women's hair, often be found perving around the beach ogling the finer sex or staring at any cleavage he can sniff out.

A recent discovery has also revealed a dirty perve will almost always have slippery fingers
Look at him, he is such a dirty perve.

The dirty perve is a disgrace, how does he get away with it.
by Hypnometh May 26, 2018
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