pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018

browning the crust

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019

Nigger Crust

The crusty goo on an unwashed nigger.

That dude had a lot of nigger crust.

by WORDBOY83 July 26, 2019

crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

ocean crust

When a sailor craps on your grave

Some guy ocean crusted on your moms grave

by African white boy September 21, 2013

crust-stuffing

When you shove pizza crusts up your butt and see how many you can fit.

"Did you see Charlie crust-stuffing? I'm surprised he could get 9 whole crusts up there"

by hexhollows August 1, 2023