Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

by Losso of the shire August 23, 2011

Play the (Irish) Banjo

To dig a hole with a shovel.

((Irish)Banjo is an old slang term for a shovel.

Back in the old days People did not have heavy digging equipment they have today, so they played the Irish Banjo

by Light Joker March 12, 2004

snap his banjo

where the skin between his bell-end and foreskin is ripped away while having sex

no need for an example for snap his banjo

by hoe_ass November 3, 2007

Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.

Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.

by JLBIII December 9, 2010

roast beef banjo

female masturbation

She was strumming her roast beef banjo.

by OFCAC February 27, 2017

banjo balls

Having balls so saggy you pull your pubes down and tickle them like your playing a banjo while pinching your foreskin.

After a three hour penetration he received banjo balls!

by childvspuddle23 March 28, 2015

one string banjo

organ with a single banjo string, ie the penis

Kyle: What were you up to last night?
James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser

by spankypants52 May 4, 2009