you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Neil patrick harris

The hottest male to walk the eath. too bad he is gay, he could easily steal your wife. and your family . male or female.

neil patrick harris .. dayum

by Secretlybatman February 20, 2015

Neil

A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,

' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'

by sneaky leeky January 5, 2010

neil

a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen

'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Neil

Neil is the best person in the world. Smart and funny. The perfect person.

Neil is awesome

by demolsher2005 May 4, 2018

Neilly

Satan.

Watch out for that Neilly.

by amitay315 November 16, 2019

neil meal

N. A meal you are completely unsure about, but have to eat out of respect. Even if its the rankest thing to touch your lips, it must be consumed. MUST BE COMPLIMENTED as well.

"Holy f#$%ing sh!#! What is this?! It's moving!! ...That's not cheese."

"Shh- it's a neil meal... now shut up, Neil's coming back..."

"Yum, Neil.... very... good."

by gemevie February 4, 2009