negative action

Negative Action is the phenomenon where your own imagination betrays you and your fantasies turn into getting shot down by your imaginary hotties. It makes masturbation really hard - no pun intended. It's considered much worse than no action.

BBjones's luck with the ladies has gotten so bad he's been getting negative action lately.

by BBjoneswillprobablynevergetlaid May 13, 2005

negative stiff

when the guys wood is anything but stiff..trying to perform with a lipm dick

Bobby wanted to show jenny how good he was in the sack , but when he tried to give her a hard wood, it was a negative stiff...

by lady D82 March 30, 2009

negative nancy

a negative person always ruining things

sailor: Sak, your being such a negative nancy! why cant we swim or tip?
Sak: i have the authority, shut up

by cascadineddy August 20, 2007

Negative Rizz

When a man pulls other men

*Two men going ham on eachother*

Hugh Janus: "Ayo looks like Javon got that negative rizz"

by Sir Nuts The Third (Senior) November 7, 2022

Negative Nancy

1.(n) A debby downer
2.(n) A person who's named Nancy and automatically get's offended by the useas an expression

Person1: let's go shopping!

Person2: No I don't wanna...

Person1: Man, you're such a negative Nancy!

Nancy: Hey what do you have against me!! I'm not negative!!! Geeze!!!

Person1+2: ......... Sorry.....

by dgrayman March 3, 2010

Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community

A group of dark skinned brats who dress the same, act the same and are predictable to the point where you could pretty much plot their next move out in a game of chess. They can also be found smoking or drinking excessively. They have the emotional strength of a copper wire and would probably steal copper wires from home depot because they are shiny. They also like to brag about how they live in the hood and are willing to stab or shoot you with a wood chip they pick up off the ground. Not to mention their obsession with using the words "Who you think you talkin' to!?" They are a shame to the African community, they are selfish, rude and aggressive and the thing they will put on the bottom of their list is working or anything productive. The sad thing is they seem to be copying every bit of this from T.V. Is this what Martin Luther King got all those ass-whooppin's for !??!?!?

Chris Rock was right I love black people but I cannot stand Niggas! Or, the Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community.

by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

Negative One

Formerly Lummox #1. The only Lummox known to have had negative points. He was therefore booted from the Lummox and is referred to as negative one.

Negative one lost so may points he was booted out.

by N/A December 19, 2003