Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Napoleon Gynomite

A short girl that rides horses.

That shawty over there is Napoleon Gynomite! I need to check her skills.

Come take a ride on me Napoleon Gynomite!

by Kat Fitch May 27, 2022

Napoleon XIV

the best music artist ever, deal with it.

Napoleon XIV is literally better than taylor swift.

by Help, I’ve been kidnapped. February 11, 2024

Napoleon complex

Showing up in a town you're not originally from looking to conquer it (whether it's done as a game or for your amusement, or some less lofty purpose) is more like a Napoleon complex than not.

He/she was saying/writing something about somebody else having a Napoleon complex and retaliation, though nobody else had brought up the subject of physical altercations but him/her (at least not yet).

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Napoleon

Some guy with a fat and long dick that needs sucking

“Damn you should hit up my boy Napoleon”

by Bartolommeo January 19, 2024