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Napoleon Dynamite complex

when someone is really awkward and is a jerk because of it, similar to the character "Napoleon Dynamite"
Wow, Ryan is really on one today... Their Napoleon Dynamite complex is out in full force. So awkward.
by whoopsnapoleon August 10, 2018
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When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy
Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022
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Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019
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napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
by Sexydimma February 23, 2015
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napoleon buffet

During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors
My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.
by chef P.B.M. March 3, 2015
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Napoleon Dynamite

Hey Napoleon Dynamite. What. Ur some Stupid shit fuck ass Faggot.
by weed69 May 14, 2015
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napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
by Sexydimma September 16, 2016
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