Heinous Nap

A nap, taken by accident or deliberately, that lasts 1.5hours or more (usually longer than intended). When waking from a heinous nap, one generally feels groggy, unrefreshed and worse than they did before taking said heinous nap. A heinous nap usually will usually ruin a sleep schedule for several days.

“Mate, I’ve just had a heinous nap from 6pm to 10pm. I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight!”

by NuggetMan69 January 28, 2021

active nap

Used in retirement communities as code for an orgy that occurs during what is regularly scheduled naptime.

Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?

by A Rez October 7, 2018

puke nap

an affliction following an excessive amount of drinking that includes vomiting and a short respite before resuming drinking.

verb (used with or without object), puke nap, puk·ing nap (Slang)

I was day drinking and puked, then took a nap before happy hour.

Arron drank too many mai tais during the timeshare presentation and had to take a puke nap before the birthday party started later that night.

by bruinlover86 April 2, 2019

Emily Nap

When one takes a 12-24 hour sleep .
Named after a Girl who’s name is Emily that slept for 24 hours .

Friend : YO WAKE UP!
Me: What ?!
Friend : you’ve been asleep since yesterday nigga .
Me : oh shit ...
Friend : Bro you just had an Emily nap !

by Hoesaaay November 13, 2018

natty nap

The act of sleeping after passing out for consuming way too much Natural Light at a party.

Johnny woke up from his natty nap and realized he was in the hospital for a couple of days.

by 305 trips November 11, 2009

Jean Nap

This is a nap taken to counter severe exhaustion. A Jean Nap is one of those naps you might take after your first day of starting College or a new job. The period of time which it may take up can range from 2-5 hours, but never less than than 1 hour. This is typically a pure blackout.

Also referred to as: “A Jeany”

Him: “Where’s Tyler? I haven’t heard from him since like noon…”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”

by TheRoyalKingBaba December 6, 2022

struggle nap

Sleep caused by stressing over problems in one's life.

I was so overwhelmed by school, work, and my relationship that a struggle nap was inevitable.

by JavSmi April 16, 2015