by Syntax May 6, 2003
Get the eat my assmug. The act of licking or "sucking" someone's anus. This can be used in any type of sex, hetero or homo, and can be pleasuring to males and females alike.
This can also be used to "tell off" someone you don't like or insult someone
This can also be used to "tell off" someone you don't like or insult someone
Kid 1: I hate you! Suck my ass in hell, bitch!
Kid 2: Fuvk you bitch, I'll never have as good an insult as that!
Kid 2: Fuvk you bitch, I'll never have as good an insult as that!
by Pussydestoyer6969 February 7, 2015
Get the Suck my assmug. It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.
Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"
by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008
Get the "Tits on my ass!"mug. by wedonthavekangaroosinaustria July 19, 2018
Get the owns my assmug. by Poakley December 11, 2019
Get the flowered my assmug. L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass
B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass
J: Suck my ass
B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass
by 398281007 June 13, 2016
Get the Suck my assmug. When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.
Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!
by Adamadamadamlucas February 28, 2018
Get the my ass is atemug.