Suck my ass

The act of licking or "sucking" someone's anus. This can be used in any type of sex, hetero or homo, and can be pleasuring to males and females alike.
This can also be used to "tell off" someone you don't like or insult someone

Kid 1: I hate you! Suck my ass in hell, bitch!

Kid 2: Fuvk you bitch, I'll never have as good an insult as that!

by Pussydestoyer6969 February 7, 2015

"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008

Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017

owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.

OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!

by wedonthavekangaroosinaustria July 19, 2018

Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.

Shotgun my ass, dad!

by mcflykitty August 8, 2018

jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017