mutually assured destruction

A Cold War idea that neither the U.S. or the U.S.S.R. would use nuclear weapons on the other, knowing attack would lead to a mutually devatating counterattack.

Mutually assured destruction kept Ronald Regan from pushing the button.

by card law September 2, 2003

mutually assured destruction

a stalemate in a war where both (or more) sides have wordweapons of mass destruction/word.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Mutual Faultification

When two people are the cause of an incident, making the fault mutual. Usually with one person causing another person to do something.

It's your fault, you totally hit the drinks over.""Yeah but without you pushing me it wouldn't have happened""True... I guess we'll settle on a mutual faultification

by kallsieland March 6, 2011

mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

mutually assured destruction

term used during the cold war. was used to describe the effect of one party making use of nuclear weapons, which would cause a retaliatory attack from the victim. eventually, both partys, the attacker and victim, would be completly destroyed by the nuclear weapons and no one would win. MAD was on of the main things keeping russia from attacking the US with nukes.

by ashley August 30, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A concept that arose out of the Cold War between the US and USSR. The idea was that both sides had enough fire power and the technology to monitor and deliver it that if either side made a move, the end result would be the destruction of both sides. Sometimes shortened to MAD (which is what it was).

Mutually assured destruction was the equivalent of a Mexican Standoff.

by Nitewing '98 September 2, 2003

Mutual Intoxication

When two are infatuated or in love so much they can do anything else or get anything done. When two are sick, glassy eyed, and nothing or nobody in there surroundings matters.

My friend and his girlfriend have mutual intoxication. Sorry man I can't go fishing with you because I have to lay around and stare at my woman all day long.

by swamped December 3, 2011