Munchie Massacre

The act of eating lots of food after smoking marijuana. Often resulting in a mess of wrappers, leftover food, etc.

"When we got those pringles and oatmeal cream pies it was a munchie massacre!"

by Shanedawg Tha Realest October 28, 2012

munchy wunchy

A man who likes to eat female genitalia like a thick hamburger. He often will take a deep breath before going down under.

Deacon: Did you hear about Jaden going down on Ally last night?
Collin: Ya, I had no idea he was such a munchy wunchy!

by Mo3 Lester February 1, 2023

Menstrual munchies

When a girl is about to start her period or is on her period and gets unhealthy food cravings

Hey girl lets get chocolate ice cream. Im definitely getting those menstrual munchies!

by Crumpinghotdog July 7, 2015

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015

munchie ass

A dumb irritating person that you can't stand

Them: omg boy you do to much

Me: shut yo munchie ass up

by Juggstarvon April 1, 2017

crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022

munchy tummy

Nausea, heartburn, ingestion, upset stomach, diarrhea etc. following a night of binge eating bizarre combinations of food in an attempt to satisfy post smoking munchies.

-Hey, wanna go for a run?
Aw no man, I don't feel so good.
-Oh are you hungover?
No, I just got really high and ate a lot of weird shit.
-Sounds like you have a case of munchy tummy.

by Graciéla Garcia May 31, 2016