mulberry high school

Where every female gets pregnant, wanna be gangsters and dope dealers and they smoke crack. Where students sleep with their teachers in class.

Look at Jessica this is her second kid already at Mulberry High school

by JenniJen December 11, 2019

Mulkey

Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.

I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.

by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020

Knudson Mule

When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.

Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.

by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015

The Mule

A sexual move whereby during doggy style sex the penis, in one swift move, is removed from the vagina and reintroduced into the anus (also known as changing at baker street). The shock causes the recipient's head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. Hilarity ensues for all involved. Except possibly for the "mule-ee".

Dave: The girlfriend dumped me last night, mate.

Steve: Really, mate?

Dave: Yep. Tried the mule. She wasn't best pleased.

by Uncle Twatflaps October 25, 2006

mule

An acronym used by military officers to describe all the women around them as either: married, ugly, lesbian, or enlisted.

All the women are M.U.L.E.'s around here and it's downright suicide inducing.

by slap nutz July 29, 2003

see a man about a mule

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

by terminator March 10, 2004

Pack Mule

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

by essenemic October 9, 2008