Muddy Doody Society

A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)

Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.

Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?

Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.

by Looneylarry August 29, 2012

Muddy Bicycle Tire

When during Anal intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his dick on the females back near the tramp stamp area. This will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of shit up the spine.

you dude i gave that bitch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the shit off! hahaha she couldn't reach it!!

by drewbag January 4, 2013

Muddy hosepipe

A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)

"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."

by The Keg August 16, 2013

Mudder Rudder

A Dutch Rudder wherein the hands of both participants are covered in feces.

Alex gave Bobby a Mudder Rudder in the change room.

by My Anus October 4, 2013

Muddleheaded

it means mentally disorganized or confused or can't think properly.

some kid's are born muddleheaded.

by WienerHutGeneral March 8, 2014

muddafreeze

A slang in the Bahamas that is used in a moment of shock or surprise.

It's the same as Muddasick
Also normally associated with the word 'well' in front of it.

Muddafreeze I forgot to feed my dog.

by Bruh123 December 7, 2014

muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 19, 2015