Labia Moustache

Female pubic hair

5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

pant moustache

the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.

I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.

by heat rod December 3, 2004

Spanish-moustache

While your sex partner is positioned doggy-style you put your thumb up her/his ass and when he/she turns around you draw a line just above her/his lip with your thumb.
PS.
If a thick line is left it may also be referred to as "giving a Hitler"

i totally gave that chick a Spanish-moustache last night. Then she kicked me in the balls.

by Spanklord October 18, 2008

Moustache

Slang for african american person, black person, negro, nigger, etc

This popular trend was started by moustaches themselves, and is quickly catching on

Trust me, EVERYONE is calling black people moustaches

Variants: Moussies, 'Staches

Yo, wats up my moustache
Moustache, what?
Boy do I hate moustaches
Moustaches are really fast
Hey look, a moustache!

by top secret! December 22, 2004

moutharrhea

aka "diarrhea of the mouth"

1. when someone won't shut the fuck up about something

2. a situation when a secret is accidentally spilled

3. time to put your foot in your mouth to staunch the flow of 'rrhea.

1. Dan has serious moutharrhea about that POS car he bought last week.

2. My stupid sister caught a bad case of moutharrhea and now my parents know I'm pregnant.

3. Why are you practicing your Hitler impersonation in South Central?! Your goddamn moutharrhea is going to get us fucking killed!

by Sour Jane October 27, 2009

mouthwasher

one who spits after, y'know..

you mouthwasher you, i'm insulted!

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003