Mojita

What the fuck is a Mojita?

Hym "Blegh! Blegh.......... Blegh...."

Iam "What is it?"

Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"

Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"

Hym "Mojita."

Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."

Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."

Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"

Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."

Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."

Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"

Hym "Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh..."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

mojithan

A raging sex offender with a thirst for kids

Guy 1: who's that?
Guy 2: oh that's mojithan, he's a serious concern, don't let him near your kids

by Dope gamer September 4, 2023

Monita

The most ignorant and volatile person to exist. She is chunky with an absurd muffin top. Her eyes seep out of her head because she’s sucked so much dick. You could mistake her as an “Oompa Loompa” from Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. (Johnny Depp Edition: 2005). Nobody has ever told her to shut the fuck up but it clearly should’ve been done long before now. She smells so rotten and crusty it makes your eyes and nose run. If she shut the fuck up and applied any of that hot garbage that comes out of her mouth, into her own life. She just might get somewhere.

Oh fuck don’t be like Monita!

by Rassclatt9 November 2, 2023

monjil

Monjil is a guy smart and kind always will be there for your up and downs, is a clean guy and a helpful one if you don't have a monjil in your life go get one.

A guy monjil smart

by okay, idk.org November 20, 2023

monitor the situation

To scroll Twitter/X and other news sites to see what’s going on with a developing news story.

“Dude we kidnapped Maduro in the middle of the night, time to go on Twitter/X and monitor the situation for a few hours to see what happens next.”

by Bruce Robbie February 22, 2026

monitoring spirit

an individual who observes what others are doing and talks about them but doesn’t consider this person close to them.

instead of talking to me about it she moving like a ‘monitoring spirit’.

she keeps watches me like a ‘monitoring spirit’

by getyourmoneyupsisss December 28, 2024

Monitor

very cool guy, cool very: chill. chilly good guy. he’s a good guy’s

“betel monitor”

by Cac joke February 18, 2025