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mona lisa

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
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mobama

People who want more Obama in every area of their lives, bringing up Obama in most conversations, memorizing long passages of his books, and actually considering buying the commercial souvenirs of Obama's election victory like decorative plates, are victim to "mobama" syndrome, which is also what these people say to express their desire for "more Obama"
Jeff just bought a tshirt with Obama riding a unicorn over a rainbow and has framed a souvenir Obama coin, he's addicted to mobama.

I think Andre kisses the Hope poster hanging over his bed before he goes to sleep. He's all mobama.

Stephanie's mobama Facebook icon is still encouraging people to vote Obama, and the election was like, six months ago.

I like Obama too, but your suggestion for cloning an army of Obamas to charm the Taliban to death by "just smiling that big grin" is a little mobama, man.

Do you think the President will sign my dog-eared copy of The Audacity of Hope? That would be the happiest day of my life... MOBAMAAAA!
by demographica April 28, 2009
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manbat

A person wearing an out-of-fashion shirt with wide sleeves, the excess fabric dangling down if he or she lifts up his or her arms, like the wings of a bat.
George is looking like a real manbat today, in that 90s striped shirt!
by ravingrem April 13, 2015
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Mona vale

Mona vale full of adlays come here to be rolled or get your head stomped with the youth yungins in the kiddy park on top of the shade cloth run by Mona boys who smoke cones at smokers and back of village park
Where’s the sesh at? Village park Mona vale
by Doin der March 31, 2021
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The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat
Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10
by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020
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Zigo's manbag

Sheeseh, that queef is compensating with a Zigo's manbag!
by Krullys May 13, 2011
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Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 27, 2015
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