Momma-Toes

Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.

For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."

by ImBuddyRichWhenIFlyOffTheHandl July 29, 2018

Samba Momma

A slang term for a Brazilian hooker.

Ah man Brazil is awesome. All I need now is some Samba Momma's and this place would be perfect!

by Xelus April 16, 2013

Momma V

The world's most awesome, yet bad ass mother. She can be your best friend or she can scare the shit out of you. Even though she's gorgeous, she won't admit it. She'll buy you a lot of clothes that probably don't look good, but you love her anyway. She loves her dog and ice cream.

Girl 1: Hey you look like a Momma V!
Girl 2: Thanks!

by Aaamvmm October 17, 2016

Yo momma's

Used when some angry person has no other insults. It is used to describe your Mom in an insulting way

Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is the equator!

by Some_funny_car August 22, 2020

Yo momma

GAY

Jeremy: Hey dude wanna hear a fun fact?
Mike: Yeah dude
Jeremy: YO MOMMA GAY
Mike: Nig--

by james charles hentai May 25, 2019

Joe momma

Joe momma was man who used to date a lot of single mothers. That's how he got his name.

-Hey are you going to the dance?
-Yes
-With who?
-With Joe
-Joe?
-Joe momma

by Harrystylesgliterrtoenail May 1, 2021

on da momma

on da momma

on da momma

by ondamomma July 5, 2022