Chilean Miner

Go down to the bottom of one's shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?" - reddit

by ShakenStirred007 September 4, 2010

minger

Ugliest of the ugly. Disgusting looking. A minger is someone whos very unnatractive. Also name of a site.. AmIaMinger.com where you can personally rate mingers!

A good example of a minger is on AmIaMinger.com Check out 'Philos'

by barneyc February 10, 2008

gold miner

A women who beats a gold digger and steals all the money.

That girl erika is a huge gold miner, i mean i went out with her for 2 months and im dead broke.

by Daniel Puebla May 10, 2006

Minertia

The concept of being so bogged down by minutia that you can't make any real progress at work.

Minutia + Inertia

I didn't get anything done all day. Too much minertia.

by Doolimus Maximus October 30, 2010

salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

dirty miner

when you spit your chewing tobacco into your girls vagina then proceed to bang the crap outta her...may cause a mild burning sensation.

"I gave your sister a dirty miner....she didnt like it too much"

by Jordan Olson December 4, 2005

Gold Miner

similar to a woman who is a gold digger, but much more dedicated, works harder and longer and digs deeper. On a mission to find a rich guy

Suzie is a gold digger but Jane is a gold miner !!!!

by mikelarocc May 20, 2011