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milo

masive cock the lengist man on earth shags all the chicas great personality one of the bestfootballers massive muscles extremely strong huge willy just all round amazing
he is almost scuplted from the gods like milo
by aaron grispy April 13, 2022
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Milo

An alright lookin blond guy you have loads in common with that will ask you out only to dump you a day later saying he just got out of a toxic relationship the day before even though he told you 2 weeks before that he'd never dated anyone. It's very strange that he didn't tell you he's dating someone in the 2 weeks he spends talking to you. After being friends with him for 3 weeks you'll have no clue what things he said were a lie and which were true so you'll try and block him only to find out he already despite saying he just needed some time and would be ready to date you soon. He'll also refuse to listen when you say you don't wanna hang out with him cause its gonna be pissing it down with rain.
"Who's Milo?"
"Milo is such a wanker"
by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023
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Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup
I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning
by saussypnus September 9, 2023
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Milos

Milos has big balls and big dick, he is very beautiful and ALL womens want him.
Milos you Are so good im bad.
by Yordl November 21, 2021
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Milo

A cat or dog name (mostly cat name) being the most powerful being to exist and will forever love you. His breath is enough to destroy The Eiffel Tower! His weight on the other hand, is another story
Milo is Fat and Cute
by Fayaaz April 16, 2020
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Milo Mccormick

Doesn't do insane thing
Milo Mccormick is not do insane thing
by YAYMANYAY January 28, 2022
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Milo

he should take my booty cheeks when i die :<
Milo please take my booty cheeks when i die.
by Rat_boy_killer December 6, 2022
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