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Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.
I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.
by Toxoplasmosisrules October 24, 2019
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Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Get the Unborn Crib Midget mug.A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.
BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."
by LaurelE June 5, 2009
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Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
by turdmidget March 31, 2010
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I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.
by jon213 January 22, 2004
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