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Mickey Mouse quarter 

Two dimes and a nickel. Called that because they look like Mickey Mouse when you arrange them (dimes for ears, nickels for head)
I’m out of regular quarters, but I have a couple of Mickey Mouse quarters in my pocket.

Mickey Mouse question 

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.
Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!
Mickey Mouse question by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

Dirty Mickey Mouse 

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.
Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!
Dirty Mickey Mouse by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse 

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE 

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse 

The password for the Mickey Mouse house. They call the name and the door opens.

They don’t do exercise, they do ‘mousekercise’.
They don’t use tools, they use ‘mousekertools’.
They eat mouske-food. They breath mouseke-air

Ps: Daniel if you’re reading this, I feel so stupid rn 😔😂