Meyerpire

The pathetic brainchild of Stephenie Meyer in her world of Twilight.

They are NOT, I repeat, NOT vampires

They can be vegetarian. As in, NO human blood just deers and the like.
They attract victims to them with their 'sparkly good looks'.
Have extremely unnesessary powers ie. seeing only so far into the future until it changes at the last minute
They can somehow reproduce when they biologically CAN'T!

Edward: "This is the skin of a killer, Bella!"

*sparkle* *sparkle*

Bella: oooh scary!

normal person: o.O .... wtf? that ain't a vampire it's a stupid meyerpire!

by bluelagoon24 May 12, 2009

Meher

Probably the best friend you'll ever know. Mehers are always extremely lovely, and loyal. They are very rational and tend to hide there emotions, usually relying on their high intelligence to work out problems. They are generally control freaks, but still have alot of fun. They are usually very pretty, but this is overlooked because of their lack of flirtatiousness. They are very talented culturally, but mostly in academics. They will go far.

Person 1: Did you see Meher got 100percent in her test??!!
Person 2: Yeah, I'd hate her if she wasn't so lovely.

by YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYXXX June 18, 2011

office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008

Mayer

A very Sexy person. Often recognized as the boss. He owns at everything he does.

Damn I wish I was a Mayer....

by Bonesaws November 24, 2009

Tupelo Meerkat

Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."

*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis

Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS

So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.

by McCargo January 15, 2009

meerkat madness

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there maybe cake, coffee and doughnuts.)

I heard moans of disgust, so I stood up to see what was going on, only to find myself participating in meerkat madness, caused by Fred's crop dusting.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Meerkating

When one pops up over the edge of their cubical to be nosey as to what's going on around them.

There goes Shiela from the Customer Service meerkating again. B**** just has to know what's going on all the time...

by Anal Bum Cover for 1600. February 6, 2017