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Meyerpire

The pathetic brainchild of Stephenie Meyer in her world of Twilight.

They are NOT, I repeat, NOT vampires

They can be vegetarian. As in, NO human blood just deers and the like.
They attract victims to them with their 'sparkly good looks'.
Have extremely unnesessary powers ie. seeing only so far into the future until it changes at the last minute
They can somehow reproduce when they biologically CAN'T!
Edward: "This is the skin of a killer, Bella!"

*sparkle* *sparkle*

Bella: oooh scary!

normal person: o.O .... wtf? that ain't a vampire it's a stupid meyerpire!
by bluelagoon24 May 12, 2009
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