by Demelor December 29, 2011

“Hey foreman Darius why don't you act like Carmella bing and handle the brackets before the Merry-Go! “Yeah Phillie I'll get around to that as soon as you bar that actress from your Netflix account!
by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.
by chaseoff May 22, 2014

A sweet and pretty girl with a great personality but don’t get it wrong she will not play when it comes to herself
by #standinonbusiness November 20, 2023

The spelling of her name says it all—unique. Her smile and candor lights up a room instantly. People gravitate to her due to her warmth, masterful planning, wit, and beauty. She may be a bit obsessed with Friends and cheesy Hallmark movies, but makes the best pasta and partner around. A queen, goddess, and essential to any party.
Elizabeth Taylor petitioned to change her first name to “Merri”.
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?
by Kermithefroggggggyayyyy November 23, 2021

During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.
by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
