Emo Mermaid 

A term for when an emo gets stuck with their skinny jeans around their ankles and can't walk.

Man I was such an emo mermaid last night. I was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.

Emo Mermaid by Emo Corporation May 12, 2017

Floppy Mermaid Lips 

A girl with vagina lips that hang down, or a girl that sleeps with a lot of guys and has developed droopy vagina lips from sleeping around so much. The hanging V resembles the split in a mermaids tail.

Jen? Oh that bitch probably has some sick floppy mermaid lips

Floppy Mermaid Lips by Miss Werld March 15, 2011

Little Mermaid 

While you're having sex with a female from behind in the bathroom and when you're about to orgasm you pick her up in lay on top of her in bath tub full of water and hold her head under water.

As i was doing Julie from behind in the bathroom i started to orgams so i man handled her up in the air and, splash splash splash was all you heard! Like a fish in a barrel...only she was my little mermaid.

Little Mermaid by avionics outlaws April 3, 2008

Mc beffy mermaid 

Mcd"s has gone surf and turf. Just smash a big mac and filet-o-fish. This by no means a health lover meal. It's so bad but so good and only 920 calories.

surf turfMc beffy mermaid

Mc beffy mermaid by wang569 October 26, 2011

the little mermaid 

disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"

damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid

the little mermaid by wheaton <3 August 19, 2006

little mermaid 

Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat

Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight

little mermaid by Dan aka M.O.B January 24, 2007

pickled mermaid 

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

pickled mermaid by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007