Merk

a word used by ignorant fools who suck at video games.

Andrew Lockwood cannot merk.

by Brawlking1234567890 July 22, 2012

merk

To get pen all over your mouth.

"Bitch, you got ink all up in your mouth. That pen just merked your ass!"

by ngabtch April 9, 2009

christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

merk

to call someone a fuck or to mean fuck

dude your a merk

by thextremebananna December 29, 2015

merk

to burnout of area, to leave very rapidly in a wild ruckus

James-"what's up coon cant get give ya a ride to school sorry man"
Justin-"oh shit hes got a gun, Merk out!!!

by duddleboy December 10, 2010

derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!

She’s obsessed with derk merk

by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023

Merk

Adj. The the act of covering ones airways while they are extremely incapacitated or drunk to the point of death.

Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.

by anonymous March 5, 2021