christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

merk

To get pen all over your mouth.

"Bitch, you got ink all up in your mouth. That pen just merked your ass!"

by ngabtch April 9, 2009

merk

a gay skinny mexican

John: I take tons of cock in my ass and i love ariana grande
Bob: You are such a merk....

by faygolmao May 15, 2022

Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 12, 2022

Merk

A funny, annoying, or rude person.
A rebel. Typically rude and hard to be around. Is specially minded.

The rude merk glared at me when I ate the cheeseburger.

by -merkisha April 25, 2021

Donburk convertible merk

A jail slang phrase used to ask Where a person Turkish decent could be located .

Zac was kicking it with the boys and one of the boys Moe asked" Donburk convertible merk"
Zac replied " donburk is on the brasco(toilet)

by ZacW December 13, 2024

Merk

Merk is an extremely funny and kind person. He/She is also super cool and has an amazing style, I’d be surprised if everyone he ever crossed passes with didn’t fall in love with him. Merk is just an amazing person in general and no one could ever replace them, no matter who it is. They’re most definitely a keeper:)

“You’re so hot, Merk.”

by Kira lol May 19, 2021