mental kendall

When Kendall Jenner goes crazy and starts honking the crap outta you
Hey look at the car behind us going Mental Kendall on us’
by RFRKX December 13, 2017
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mental kink

Something that really turns you on in terms of creating strong positive emotions; Something you spend a lot of time with that you're mentally addicted to and give all your time to.
"Noah is constantly on the internet it's like he's never offline. The internet really is his mental kink."
by Teakotsu June 23, 2019
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Mental Mullet

1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .

2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
by ThatGirlPeach November 08, 2017
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mental blueballs

The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.
Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.
by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010
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Mental Hibernation

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.
Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."
by Meytal Mantzur February 05, 2012
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Cob mentality

American government policies of heavily subsidizing corn production
Cob mentality of the government leads to corn availability at prices lower than production cost. The food industry likes to use this cheap, high fructose corn syrup in all processed foods increasing chronic disease burden.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
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mental backflip

the obscure justification or defense for a belief or opinion based on counterfactual or fictionalized facts.
"Hey bro, why the confused look?"
"I've been watching Sean Hannity do mental backflips."
by jsterry23 April 18, 2009
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