menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.

A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'

by Mistertaz August 23, 2016

Menstrual Missile

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".

Amy: Why did you call me over here?

Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.

by Erzie Werzie December 14, 2016

Menstrual Assault

A mental and or physical act in which a person posessing female reproductive organs coerce or physically or mentally force others against their will. Menstrual assault is a form of menstrual violence which includes bullying, hitting, berating or excessive irrational criticism. Unlike sexual assault, menstrual assault goes unreported and continues to occur in public, private and cyber locations. Assailants of menstrual assault are as much aware of their actions as sexual assault assailants.

Johnny is in highschool with low self esteem and is struggling with his sexuality. We think its because he is a late bloomer and suffered menstrual assault in junior high where all the girls kept calling him gay.

"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "

by 21st Century Dictionary December 8, 2017

Menstrual Sickle

When a woman sucks your cock clean after you fuck her during her period.

I gave my girl a Menstrual Sickle after I fucked her raw on her period.

by BeardedGingaNinja December 8, 2018

Menstrualbating

When you save a vial of your GF menstrual blood to use as a lubricant for masturbating.

Its not that time of the month, I miss it, so I'm going to stay home and do some menstrualbating!

by Evil Jokester October 23, 2019

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

Menstrual Man Muncher

A woman that backs the feminist movement to such an extent, but can’t see past the basic flaws in her argument or when she is doing the exact same thing towards men

Oh you're a feminist but believe a man should always pay for a first date. And then cry when you're told otherwise... You miss are a menstrual man muncher.

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021