Ketchup Memory 

A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.

"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"

"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"

Ketchup Memory by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015

Phonographic Memory 

A person blessed with a Phonographic Memory has the ability to instantly recall and name the origin of sounds, chords, bass lines, drum fills, and guitar licks from the records he/she/they heard in their youth. Everybody recognizes the opening licks of "Satisfaction", but a person with Phonographic Memory "...can name that song in one note."

It is not the hearing of a train whistle and being reminded of the long summer evenings in Iowa. It is not recognizing a song being played faintly in the background of a Budweiser commercial. It is directly related to the graphic recording ( the LP or 45 rpm record, quite likely ) of those particular notes, and a instantaneous and pinpoint recognition of the song. Phonographic Memory (PM) is like muscle memory, as it is developed by repetition.

We gotta get Carlos on our team for this Trivia competition. The dude knows every song ever recorded! All he needs to hear is one note, and he can name it. He has Phonographic Memory!

Phonographic Memory by ElCommissioner November 17, 2018

Statual Memory 

Memory that's only accessible whilst in a specific state. (example: your consciousness)

His mind was changed, due to the statual memory principal.

Example: If you're going to open a .txt file on your computer. You'll need a text editor in order to edit the text due to the state it's in. You couldn't use a photo viewer to open it, could you? No. That's because it's in a specific state designed for a specific program to use. Once it changes it's state to a photo file, then you can only use a photo viewer to open it, etc.

Statual Memory by Thee Clairvoyant May 23, 2019

Chief Memory Maker 

Someone who enjoys taking Cock in his ass a little to much

Did you see the Chief Memory Maker with a fat shlong in his asshole yesterday

Chief Memory Maker by Wiener head 69 November 16, 2021

Spicy memory

Noun. Synonym for "trauma". Used when speaking about a trauma in a comical environment.

You call it trauma, I call it spicy memory.

Spicy memory by elcurzo June 27, 2022

Auto-selective memory 

Things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them

My Auto-selective memory just reminded me of something I wasn't thinking of and I didn't choose to remember it when it happened..

Auto-selective memory by ReMarkAble December 3, 2015

Slut-lective memory 

To deny, forget or ignore your own slutty hook-ups especially whilst judging a friends recent exploit.

She must have a nice slut-lective memory to call me a whore. She once slept with six guys in one weekend.

Slut-lective memory by Funnier than Brian May 28, 2013