Mach Jesus

Something traveling well above the "reasonable speed" that it should be

Me and my buddy were traveling Mach Jesus down the back roads on a beer run last night

by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021

Mach

v. To own completely, derived from the image of an F-18 Fighter Jet overtaking a Cessna. Never spelled with an "e" in the past tense, the e is replaced with an apostrophe.

*F-18 buzzes pedestrians at about 15 feet above the ground, teeth shatter*

Pilot: "MACH'D!!"

by Geoff T. February 21, 2008

Machete Gun

n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.

"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."

by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007

macharia

An attractive young black person

Damn there go that macharia

by Mungay January 8, 2021

Pecker Mache

The toilet paper/tissue stuck to the tip of your penis after wiping semen away. Seeming to appear as a paper mache project.

"I went to take a piss this morning and found a pecker mache in my underwear! "

by d-trainn March 5, 2009

macheesmo

The Ebonic spelling, as the word sounds, of the word machismo with multiple meanings. (1) Another serving of Mac & Cheese. (2) Exaggerated masculinity, with a slight stink to it.

(1):I want mo mac chees mo!;(2):Man, check out that dude, he must work out 'cause he got macheesmo!

by Nicholas H. Howard October 10, 2007

Machaela

A big breated spazz who always has fun with her bestfriend, is afraid of whales and absolutly LOVES asians

Dude my bestfriend is totally a machaela.

by Rinna tin tin January 23, 2009