Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020

Guccius Maximus

The most swag, puss bending, dick swinging man you will ever meet. No matter what's in your pants, you'll come either way. NOTE: Guccius Maximus is not someone you can be, it is something you can become. Guccius Maximus is your final form, only above the legendary Puss Master. Once you have bested the Puss you may become Guccius Maximus and swag hundreds of women at once.

"Whoa Charlie reached Guccius Maximus, hopefully one day i will too"

by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 4, 2020

exclutius maximus

Somebody who is excluded often and also a butt.

ex 1: "go away exclutius maximus, you can't play with us."

ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"

ex3: Tor

by exclutius max December 31, 2011

maximus price

Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend

He was a total Maximus Price

by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016

Nigronius Maximus

A member of the African race.

Bob: Hello nigronius maximus
Demarcus: Whatchu say boi?

by Poopkinglord November 13, 2020

Neegrus Maximus

Neegrus Maximus is the scientific name for big nigga or just an offense.

You are such a Neegrus Maximus

by Mr.Sky May 25, 2018

Fortress Maximus

A giant bot who shows up in some series of transformers, he plays more of an important role in MTMTE than any other series, he is often a gentle giant who loves literature

Hey, Fortress Maximus, can I call you fort max, or just max?

by I_existNow August 10, 2022