National Mattie Day

Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.

Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"

by Pop_Corn October 27, 2019

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Matty Healy

an utterly selfish, sexist, and racist person who has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy, you’re better than that. You’re 45 for goodness sake, enough with the tantrum!

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

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National Bully Matty Day

Today is the day to bully Matty. All people should have a free pass to bully anyone named Matty.

Hey it's National Bully Matty day! We can finally bully Matty, she's so fucking unfunny!

by swaggotlucia February 6, 2021

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A whiteboy named big dick daddy matty is the hottest male alive is a extremely good athlete good at any sport cares about a girl when he finds the right one and best he has and knows he has a big dick you’ll never get over him and did I mention the fact he can ball

Yo have you seen big dick daddy matty uh oh look he’s banging your chick

by Weird girl who likes guys with April 14, 2019

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