National Mattie Day

Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.

Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"

by Pop_Corn October 27, 2019

Matty Healy

an utterly selfish, sexist, and racist person who has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy, you’re better than that. You’re 45 for goodness sake, enough with the tantrum!

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

National Bully Matty Day

Today is the day to bully Matty. All people should have a free pass to bully anyone named Matty.

Hey it's National Bully Matty day! We can finally bully Matty, she's so fucking unfunny!

by swaggotlucia February 6, 2021

big dick daddy matty

A whiteboy named big dick daddy matty is the hottest male alive is a extremely good athlete good at any sport cares about a girl when he finds the right one and best he has and knows he has a big dick you’ll never get over him and did I mention the fact he can ball

Yo have you seen big dick daddy matty uh oh look he’s banging your chick

by Weird girl who likes guys with April 14, 2019

✨🐀ratty matty✨🐀

the most annoying and pointless character in tvd that didn’t die but needed to

ugh i hate ✨🐀ratty matty✨🐀. girl don’t even he gets worse in season 6 and 7.

by kamryn_c December 16, 2020

Matti

- crazy ass mofugging milf hunter who‘s in general fucking mum‘s with big ass tits and booties
- pussy licking god
- word can also be used as an verb and adjective

„What‘s up bro?“
„Can‘t talk right now, I‘m mattying (noun = Matti - verb = to matti, adjective = matti, mattier, mattiest) Gang gang.“

by matti21003 November 22, 2021

Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022