welcome mat

Leaving a nice turd on someones
front door step

Tom came home and stepped into his
new fresh welcome mat.

by sipitown August 22, 2003

welcome mat

a small patch of hair in the vaginal area above the clit, vagina, etc.. for men to wipe their mouths on while eating a woman out.

Hunny im sure glad you keep this welcome mat down here for me to wipe my mouth off with!

by annoynymous February 3, 2008

door mat

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

by ford408 May 25, 2009

Dirty Mats

A fucking Idiot with no Skills. But he has a giant schlong and will make u laugh.

Did u just „Dirty Mats“ her/him?

by Not Mats August 24, 2021

emo-mat

short for "emotionally mature", being able to handle adult emotional situations like an adult

she's really cute and a total sweetheart, but she's really not emo-mat enough for me

by dt135 March 18, 2009

splat mat

when you ejaculate on some ones stomach (belly)

-damn dude i fucked this chick last night
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".

by Noel Rock March 2, 2010

fat mat

Fat mat has that juicy juice that thing a fatty down there

Fat mat has that wet wet

by Big booty Judy Kayla January 18, 2017